spacemaverick:

commission sheet for user spacemaverick. background is light orange with a darker border. blue gradient all-caps block text at the top reads "spacemaverick's commissions!" with the subheading "available on ko-fi." the next header is "cat drawings," with the subcategories of "bust/headshot" and "mid/fullbody." the bust and headshot examples include a cinnamon colorpoint cat facing left, a chocolate colorpoint cat facing forward with a gentle smile, and an uncolored sketch of a cat's head facing left and snarling. plain black text next to the examples reads: "loose line style, uncolored: $17 upgrade to clean lines +$14 add color +$7 add shading +$7." the mid and fullbody examples include a fluffy brown tortoiseshell cat standing facing 3/4 left, with her head turned toward the viewer. she has an intense expression and there's a green diagonal gradient rectangle behind her serving as a background. the other example is a reddish-orange colorpoint cat leaping towards the viewer, all her weight on one front paw. she has a determined smile and there's a scar running across her muzzle and over her left eye. the text next to the examples is the same, except the price for loose uncolored lines is $27.ALT
commission sheet layout is the same as the first image. the category on this one is labeled "your character here!" with two options drawn as blank white placeholder cats. the first drawing is a cat posed facing right, with their head turned towards the viewer. their eyes are covered with a black bar with the letters "Y-C-H" on it. the cat is in a prancing or floating pose, with all legs positioned as if in the air except for one front leg. the plain black text next to it reads: "made for felines $27 comes with clean lines and flat color add shading +$7." the next option is two cats sitting with a blanket across their shoulders. the cat on the right is sitting up on it's haunches, holding the blanket over its head with one paw. the cat on the left is sitting looking fondly up at the cat on the right. the text next to them is the same, except the base price is $40.ALT
commission sheet layout is the same as the first image. the category on this one is labeled "expression stickers." there are two similar drawings in this category: one headshot of a brown tabby cat facing the viewer with a lazy smile, and one where his smile is much more cute and exaggerated; his mouth is open and his eyes are round and shiny, and there are small pink blush lines on his cheeks and above his nose. plain black text next to the drawings reads: "comes with clean lines and flat color single sticker: $25 3 stickers: $55 5 stickers: $75."ALT
a sheet of digital art examples. there are four separate drawings of a front-facing cat's head. the top left, labeled "sketch/messy lines," is and uncolored sketch. the top right is labeled "colored," and is the same sketch colored gray with lighter splotches and green eyes. the lower left drawing is labeled "clean lines," and is an uncolored line drawing. it's smoother and more even than the sketch. the lower left drawing is split into two halves labeled "flat" and "shaded." the left half is a colored-in version of the clean lines, while he right half has pink-hued simple shading.ALT

an attempt at a commission sheet! this is everything i currently have available on my ko-fi! cats are my strongest skill, but i’m a little flexible.

get ‘em HERE!

completed commissions tag (only one post right now)

reblogs appreciated! <3

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membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

A picture of a coelacanth swimming in the ocean, with two scuba divers in the background. There is text next to the coelacanth, it says "I lived, bitch."
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we are in the midst of a true Real One

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sauntervaguelydown:

Gonna say something that will definitely get screen capped and used to doxx me someday but like having a fetish isn’t. It isn’t evil. You know? People have fetishes. It’s part of the human condition. You’re not a serial killer just because you’re unusually and offputtingly hype about women’s shoes. Thought crime isn’t real and it especially shouldn’t be applied to fetishes. Every human brain is a diy project built by unlicensed electricians.

krisiverse:

mortimer:

Mars Black, We managed to trace the origins of life way back to the very beginnings of the internet, 2022. Acrylic on canvas, 6″ x 8″.

[ID: An impressionist painting, depicting over a dozen cats of various colors wading out of the ocean waves and onto a beach. End ID]

lesbianralzarek:

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trashincognito:

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I think sometimes people forget that the gov is the corporations’ bitch, not the other way round.

I really hate this shitty ‘doom-and-gloom/everyone’s corrupt/there will never justice’ mindset.

According to L.A. City Controller Kenneth Mejia, they fined Universal as much as they possibly could as permitted by law, but “outdated laws limit fine amounts and aren’t equitable across offenders, especially big corporations.” [X]

The problem is how the laws are written, which can be amended.

This isn’t the fault of some deep corruption in the LA government that had them taking money under the table to avoid fining Universal or something.

additionally! it kept the strikes in the public conscious! in a way that was favorable to the strikers, even! a way to keep people angry and morale higher without anyone dying! obviously the fine was disappointingly small but it isnt like $250 is the only consequence

satanfemme:

a digital illustration of phineas, a chihuahua pekingese mix, drawn as a sparkledog. he's jumping on a lily pad. he's very fluffy and has mostly hot pink fur. his short legs have alternating orange and blue stripes. he has long blue hair over half his head, and orange hair clips. he has an orange spot around his visible eye, and orange bat wings on his back. the bottom of his tail, his snout, and his chest are a lighter, pastel pink color. on his hip is a pastel pink star. he's smiling cutely with his reddish-pink tongue sticking out of his small mouth.ALT

[ID: a digital illustration of phineas, a chihuahua pekingese mix, drawn as a sparkledog. he’s jumping on a lily pad. he’s very fluffy and has mostly hot pink fur. his short legs have alternating orange and blue stripes. he has long blue hair over half his head, and orange hair clips. he has an orange spot around his visible eye, and orange bat wings on his back. the bottom of his tail, his snout, and his chest are a lighter, pastel pink color. on his hip is a pastel pink star. he’s smiling cutely with his reddish-pink tongue sticking out of his small mouth. End ID]

hot pink bitch named PHINEAS!!!!!

why do you have bad memories from helping landlady take care of kofu when he was a baby? what did he do?

straycatj:

straycatj:

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It was nothing but a bad memory

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It was also a bad memory!!

vicerast:

pansear-doodles:

dieselpvnk:

pansear-doodles:

dieselpvnk:

pookapufferfish:

zarithial:

no idea whats happening with artfight (kind of? i know a bit but… its given me a headache so im ignoring it) but i am just 

going to go back to animating this revenge

something is up with artfight?

tl;dr staff mass quit bc they were not paid

what the fuck?

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this is some crazy bomb holy fuck

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i feel like these are important replies

quiltbeast:

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why is he called alphabittle when he has nothing to do with alphabets like the G3 pony he’s named after….. hasbro hire me I can fix him I promise